Chuck Norris vs. Alien Invasion: Saving the Earth Between Lunch and Dinner

Aliens didn’t expect resistance when they landed in Texas.

But they made one fatal mistake—they interrupted Chuck Norris’s lunch.

As motherships hovered and lasers fired, Chuck calmly finished his sandwich, stood up, and cracked his knuckles.

Earth didn’t need an army.

It needed one man with a beard and a black belt.

The first alien scout tried to scan Chuck.

The scanner exploded.

The second tried to shoot him.

The laser ricocheted off his belt buckle and vaporized the mothership’s left wing.

Chuck didn’t flinch.

He simply adjusted his cowboy hat and whispered, 'Wrong planet.' The invasion turned into a one-man demolition derby.

Alien reinforcements arrived with plasma tanks and gravity bombs.

Chuck responded with a roundhouse kick so powerful it altered the moon’s orbit.

Satellites caught footage of him suplexing a ten-ton war drone into a crater.

NASA called it a seismic event.

Chuck called it a warm-up.

The aliens began to panic.

By 5:45 PM, the alien fleet was in full retreat.

Chuck dusted off his jeans, checked his watch, and muttered, 'Still got time for dessert.' The President offered

him a medal.

Chuck declined.

He doesn’t fight for glory—he fights because Earth is under his protection.

And because dinner waits for no man.