Chuck Norris vs. The Great Wall of China: Who Wins?

The Great Wall of China stretches over 13,000 miles and took centuries to build.

But Chuck Norris once built a wall longer—just to keep boredom out.

While emperors needed armies, Chuck used only a stare.

The Wall was meant to stop invaders.

Chuck?

He stops time.

So who’s really the ancient wonder here?

Legends say the Wall is visible from space.

But astronauts also report seeing Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick from orbit.

The Wall was built to repel Mongol invasions.

Chuck repels gravity.

While the Wall weathers centuries of storms, Chuck hasn’t aged since the 80s.

One is made of stone.

The other?

Pure myth and muscle.

The Wall took millions of workers to complete.

Chuck Norris once built a dojo with a single eyebrow raise.

While the Wall has watchtowers, Chuck has eyes that see through time.

Tourists walk the Wall for exercise.

Chuck walks it to warm up before lifting mountains.

The Wall defends a nation.

Chuck defends reality.

In the end, the Great Wall stands as a testament to human perseverance.

But Chuck Norris?

He’s a testament to the universe’s sense of humor.

The Wall may be ancient, but Chuck is eternal.

If the Wall ever crumbles, Chuck will rebuild it—with a single roundhouse kick.

Because legends don’t fall.

They flex.