10 More Shower Thoughts That’ll Break Your Brain 💭

"If Earth stopped spinning right now… we’d all be flung east at over 1,000 miles per hour.

So yeah… spin = life." "Every ‘mirror selfie’ is how others actually see you.

But your camera selfie?

That’s your mirror self.

Confused yet?" "If you think about it… the brain named itself AND discovered it has thoughts.

Big flex." "Birds are just government drones...

until they poop on your car.

Then they’re just rude." "We have never heard our true voice.

Just vibrations through our skulls.

So you sound different to everyone else." "Imagine… your pet thinks you’re the weird one.

Walking on two legs, leaving for 8 hours, and coming back smelling like stress." "The sun is already

8 minutes in the past.

So if it exploded, we wouldn’t know… for 8 horrifying minutes." "You can’t stand backwards on stairs.

Try it.

You’re just… walking." "One day, someone will say your name for the last time… and neither of you

will know it." "If you're waiting for the waiter… does that make you the waiter?" "Feeling mentally unstable

yet?

Drop your favorite thought in the comments!" 🌀🧠